READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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