just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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