I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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