just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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