im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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