dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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