super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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