Soap is not a condiment
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
dude. I can hear the air.
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