Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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