sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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