Porn is love you can see.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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