HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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