I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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