that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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