with your own penis?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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