That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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