The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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