so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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