i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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