I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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