We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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