Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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