: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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