what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
