butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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