I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
