I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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