i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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