we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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