They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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