what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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