Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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