4 words: hood of his car
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i drank out of a bidet.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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