If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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