Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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