does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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