I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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