She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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