Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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