Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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