Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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