I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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