Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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