My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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