Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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