Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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