you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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