Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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