I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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