At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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