Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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