We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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