I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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